2012 Passions Introduces Free Dating & Social Networking Before The World Ends - It's Party Time
Submitted by: Passions Network Inc.
2011-02-06 00:01:18
Everyone knows the earth is ending in 2012. Oh wait, no they don't, and that is really the point here. Why join an online dating site where you have to waste the most valuable commodity on earth (Hint: Time) explaining to other members what is going on? 2012 Passions introduces 100% free online dating and social networking for people who already understand that there is a countdown taking place. Members enjoy photo personals, chat, forums, blogs, videos and more with others who 'get it'.
(OPENPRESS) February 6, 2011 -- Ok, this is really it. Forget Y2K! 2012 is going to rock everyone's world...literally. At least that is what the members of 2012 Passions believe. 2012 Passions was created to offer 100% free online dating and social networking for people who understand that the planet is headed for doom in the year 2012. Rather than have to waste time on generic online dating sites, explaining to naive and/or ignorant members, about the inevitable planetary doom hurtling towards us with each tick of the clock, members of 2012 Passions can skip all that and just look for people they like.
While 2012 Passions offers all the traditional features found on every other dating & social networking site out there, it also offers a number of 2012 focused features, specifically to address the needs of it's members. For example, in keeping with the idea that one shouldn't waste time as the days tick down, there are a number of '2012 Groups' where members can find others who share their own theory on just what it is that will bring about the snuffing out of all life on planet earth (assuming one doesn't think that it is just human beings that are going to be wiped out). Based on group popularity, most members of the site believe the world will end due to an asteroid impact, followed closely by members betting on massive climate change. The next two most popular groups seem split on the cause of worldwide destruction, with some members believing it will be due to earthquakes and other members convinced it will be because of an alien invasion. Surprisingly, few members subscribe to the often ridiculed (but still somewhat probable) theory that worldwide devastation will come about because of a zombie attack.
Regardless of the ultimate cause of the inevitable devastation, the end result is the same. The question is "What do we do until then?". Well, if you are single and looking to mingle, the answer is clear, join 2012 Passions, and meet up with others who are looking for a little end-of-days lovin', or end-of-days chat, or end-of-days anything really. The point is, members do not have to waste time educating their prospective friends, or romance partners...because everyone on 2012 Passions already knows the planet is ending soon.
Aside from the 2012 Groups within the site, there are a number of other fun and exciting features to help wile away the finite number of minutes left until one's inescapable doom...like the '2012 Library'. After all, who doesn't like a good book to distract themselves from planetary destruction? And if you are a slow reader, and don't think you have time (Hint: You're right!) to read a book, then there is the '2012 Video Directory', filled with exciting 2012 related videos.
One thing that 2012 Passions would like to re-iterate though, is that it recommends that everyone adhere to the rule of law as the world comes crashing down around us. While it is OK to party like it is 2012, one shouldn't take worldwide descruction as an excuse to be rude to other people. For example, don't mock others for their belief that cannibalism, or nanobots, or even Palin will be the cause of the end of the world...and No Looting! Basically, 2012 Passions would like to recommend that everyone behave with dignity and respect for their own bodies, and the bodies of others...just in case the world actually doesn't end. While it is a foregone conclusion that it will end, uhm...better safe than sorry. So, wear protection, and be nice to everyone...and don't just drink like crazy with an expectation that you won't have a hangover because the planet will be gone anyway. What if your timing is off, and you end up having a hangover for the last 6 hours of your life. Wouldn't that suck!
Oh...and as part of the Passions Network network of free online dating sites, 2012 Passions hopes to help people find one another online, whether for friendship, for romance, or just someone to hang onto as the planet crashes down around us all.
