NobleWorks New "Take As Needed" Cards Are Just What the Doctor Ordered
Submitted by: pressreleasepoint
Union City, NJ (OPENPRESS) June 13, 2012 -- NobleWorks has concocted a hilarious new line of medication-themed greeting cards called "Take As Needed" (TAN), featuring a variety of funny pharmaceuticals indicated for numerous everyday occasions.
This sick new line includes nine eye- and pill-popping designs that are formulated with just the right amount of wrong ingredients to cure conditions such as old age (Geezerall 40), birthday (Fanphen, Slomax ER and Kisaprinse), engagement (Blingulair XL), congratulations (Congratulex), thank you (Tanxamill), graduation (Graduex) and, of course, get well (Getwelbutrin).
Each card's cover features a colorful blisterpack of "medications" and lists their active ingredients; inside verses are accompanied by warnings, common side effects and doctor recommendations. Caution: there is no antidote for these addictive cards.
Cards come prescribed by doctors with hilarious names such as, Dr. Toad Leapstine, Dr. Mead Life Chrises, Dr. Yoo R. N. Oldman, Dr. U. Yung Nomorre and Dr. Thane Q. Mutsch. All "Take As Needed" cards are printed on demand in the U.S. using recycled paper and retail for $2.95. The reason Noble Works does this is to reduce the amount of paper waste and be as green as possible.
For over 32 years NobleWorks has been, first and foremost, a funny cards publisher (I know I know, looks aren't everything) and wholesale greeting card company - creating unique funny cards.
All our crazy irreverent and funny-birthday-greeting cards as well as our boxed-Christmas-cards are available wholesale to distributors, gifts and card stores, adult sex shops, and any other retail establishment--brick-and-mortar or online card store.
NobleWorks cards are also available through foreign distributors in the UK, Canada, Australia and New-Zealand.
About NobleWorks Inc.
Known as "The Humor Company," NobleWorks line includes more than 2,000 everyday and seasonal designs ranging from slightly silly to somewhat risqué. The company's complete product range can be viewed at its wholesale website - www.nobleworksinc.com. NobleWorks can be reached at P.O. Box 1275, Hoboken, NJ 07030; 800-346-6253. NobleWorks is a proud member of the Greeting Card Association.